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WINNERS – Caption Contest

--View This Months Caption Contest--

October caption
  • OCTOBER WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "Harry thought for sure his giant pumpkins would help save his marriage, unfortunately his neighbor’s giant eggplant lured his wife away."
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "Robert’s giant pumpkins were a sure sign that he was trying to overcompensate for something."
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "Generic Cialis. Go figure!"

Honorable Mentions

"Bob is currently suffering from Elephantitis of the testicles but the orange coloring was beyond anything the doctors had ever seen before."

"Side effects include blurred vision, headache and morbidly enlarged testicles"

"Well, my penis is not very happy"

September caption
  • SEPTEMBER WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "Rick was disturbed; he had never had to do this at his old dentist"
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "Even more disturbing, Steve later found out that this man was not a doctor."
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "Tom realized he was in the wrong office a little too late, his wife’s delivery room was down the hall"

Honorable Mentions

"Excuse me doctor, but I am here about a broken toe!"

"Dr. Feelgood is about to make me feel bad"

"One finger or two?"

August caption
  • AUGUST WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "...Side effects include dental loss, sombrero wearing, and maraca shaking. If these symptoms persist for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately."
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "although it may be hard to believe, jimmy is not a native Mexican"
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "bizarrely enough, jimmy's spirit animal is a mariachi named pepito"

Honorable Mentions

"toothless jimmy, a sad victim of maraca warfare"

"la tootharacha, ,la tootharacha"

"if maracas could talk....."

July caption
  • JULY WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • George Bush’s cousin Merl Bush unfortunately flunked out of clown college…he however, was not the families biggest disappointment.
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "I pledge allegiance to the flag (slur) of the United States of American (hiccup) and to the liquor (hiccup) for which is stands, one drunk, falling over (slur), with cigarettes and brewskies for all (hiccup)"
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • Rumor has it that Dave's three months of sobriety abruptly ended on Independence Day.

Honorable Mentions

Proud to be an American but ashamed to be Impotent, Uncle bill stands in line at the clinic for "FREE Viagra samples" in this totally unnoticeable disguise.

America here is what I brought with my stimulus check"

That's the last time I have my dad come to career day at school!

June caption
  • JUNE WINNERS
  • 1st Place: $100.00
  • "Hey, honey, I think I just found another use for your Stimula gel; how's my hair look?"
  • 2nd Place: $50.00
  • "Then my pharmacist tells me, 'Geoff, Old Boy, you're supposed to unwrap the suppositories first.' "
  • 3rd Place: Stimula for Women
  • "me thinks the lady doth require a ride mustache ride"

Honorable Mentions

All was going so well…until bubbles came out of the pipe.

"There's enough oil in my hair to keep all the cars in China running for one month"

"Aha! So it was Colonel Mustard AND Miss Scarlett with the candlestick in the conservatory."

"don't worry dear the carpet matches the curtains"

Disclaimer:

This is a contest for entertainment purposes only. Consult with your physician before taking any prescription medications.